Can you really enjoy running?

When I used to think of running, I harkened back to the shallow, vacant faces of runners that I saw along the road. They all looked like they had escaped from some lonely concentration camp, starved and malnourished. Their faces spoke of enduring pain and a life devoid of the pleasures of life. Oh, if only someone would stop and give that poor sole a sandwich! I saw nothing of pleasure in their countenance, and it pained me to see these poor, sad people, as the plodded along for no reason. This impression of running, along with my own personal agonies with the sport, colored my perception of running, and led to a complete aversion to ever trying to travel under my own power for a distance longer than needed to get from wherever I was to a waiting car. Why on earth would anyone take up such a life draining pursuit?

Run with a purpose

I think that the majority of those sad people that I observed running the roads lacked something very important. Their runs lacked purpose. While there seems to be a clutch of people who run for no other reason than because they can, that wasn’t a compelling reason for me to run. Until I gained a purpose to get off my rear end, there was no desire to run. But what do you do to gain purpose?

The very best way to gain purpose is to register for a race. Let me take a minute for the laughter to subside… Seriously – a goal will give you a purpose in a hurry, and a goal with a date gives you a deadline. It also helps that some of your hard earned cash is on the line. Once you register for a race, you are committed! Just pick a race that is about 6 months out. That will give you the time to start running, and then to implement your plan to successfully complete that race. Believe me, there is great enjoyment in crossing that finish line!

Run with a plan

Now that you have a race picked out, it’s time to take the training plan that you selected, and plug it into your calendar. Plans all have the goal (either a half or full marathon race) and a set number of weeks to reach that goal. Go to your calendar, find the race date, and start counting backwards, filling in the miles that you need to run as you go. Don’t let those big numbers intimidate you! As you work your way back, the numbers start getting smaller and smaller, until they don’t seem like such a huge deal. Did you run out of plan before you got to today’s date? Excellent! Just pick the runs for the first week of the plan and keep repeating them until you fill it out to where you are right now.

Remember those big numbers that seem impossible to run? They are impossible – right now. It may seem hard to believe, but as you train, those numbers will begin to feel easier and easier. You can feel a great sense of accomplishment and joy as you tick off those runs that you thought were impossible when you first started!

Run with common sense

If you get up off the couch and think that in a few weeks you will be running an Olympic level marathon, then you are completely and utterly insane! You have one goal, and one goal only – to finish! You aren’t going to be fast. People are going to pass you. You aren’t going to set any records. None of that should even cross your mind! If you start thinking about how slow you are, or how many people are ahead of you, you will diminish your accomplishments, and will miss out on the joy of doing something great for yourself. Remember that to finish places you squarely in the hallways of the elite in our society. You will be doing something that over 99% of the population will never do! There is great joy in that fact alone.

Is there joy in running? I look at running as simply the vehicle that transports me to joy, and that takes all the pressure off of trying to make the act of running joyful, in and of itself. But as I related in my Thanksgiving video, over on YouTube, there is great joy and happiness in your heart when you are thankful that you can run. My studio is a couple of doors away from a shop that makes prosthetic limbs. Almost every day, I see people missing one or both legs who have come to be fitted for artificial replacements, and it reminds me to be thankful that I have legs that allow me to run.

Yes, you can really enjoy running!

Next time, we’ll talk about an often misunderstood facet of the training plan – recovery.

Basic equipment to get you started

It has been said that running is a sport that takes no outlay of money to participate. While you could run in bare feet and a loin cloth, I wouldn’t suggest it! There are people who would lead you to believe that running barefoot is the holy grail of the sport. They tell you that your foot is so amazing that putting shoes on them is like wallpapering over the Mona Lisa.

What these people can’t seem to get through their thick skulls is that while the bare foot is natural, running on concrete is not! You also hear stories about the grand conspiracy of the running shoe companies, who are keeping us enslaved by high heels and cushioning, somehow creating a throng of zombie heel strikers. The real story is much more interesting, from a scientific standpoint, but it doesn’t sell sensational books or shoes that look like misshapen gloves. The fact is that the major running shoe companies pour an awful lot of money into biomechanical engineering in order to make you run farther and faster, all the while lessening your chances of getting injured in the process. Shoes with cushioning no more promote bad running form than seat belts promote bad driving.

Once all the smoke clears, what does this all mean? Simply that the single most important investment that you can make, if you want to be a successful runner, is a properly fitted pair of running shoes. Period! End of story! And when I say properly fitted, I mean that you need to visit a store the specializes in runners and running shoes, and spend up to an hour or so getting properly fitted. Don’t cut corners. Don’t pick out a pair of shoes at the local big box store, or buy them on the internet. You need to be professionally fitted, at least for your first pair or two. Once you have a good pair of running shoes, everything else is gravy. Well, almost…

The thing that goes hand in hand with your shoes are socks that are made for running. They aren’t your average cotton pair that you used to wear to the gym, or way back in high school. Synthetic fiber socks pull moisture away from your feet to keep you comfortable, but more importantly, they help to prevent blisters. Blisters don’t feel good, and if you don’t feel good, you are less likely to want to get out there and run. Don’t wear socks that cause blisters!

Now the first thing that a lot of guys will have to get over is the look of running socks. They look…how should I put this…a little like the short socks that your mother used to wear when she went out to play tennis. Get over it! While wearing socks like this to the mall may cause you to lose points on the cool-o-meter, they are all the rage with runners. If you really can’t stand the short ones, some companies make them to go up over the ankle. I prefer an above ankle cut, because I sometimes zone out on my form and accidentally clip my ankle with the sole of my opposite shoe while running. A little extra protection there sometimes helps.

So you have shoes and socks, you are now ready to be a streaker! No, wait! Streaking went out in the 70’s, so don’t forget you clothes! For now, just any old pair of shorts and a tee shirt will do. You aren’t going to be putting on a ton of miles in the beginning, and you already forked over a bunch of dough for your shoes and socks, so save up for to buy some running clothes later.

While we’re on the subject of clothes, here’s a tip for the guys. Girls, if you are reading this, close your eyes for a minute. Guys, remember what I said about socks and blisters? The same thing can happen to your nether regions, if you live in a warm, or humid climate, or you tend to sweat a lot. The cotton in regular supporters or skivvies will get wet and stick to your skin, causing irritation that you don’t really want to feel. Conversely, going commando isn’t recommended, as the places that have a little extra skin tend to rub against other places, and you can figure out the unhappy ending to that story! Most running shorts come with a built in brief, or compression component, kind of like what’s inside of your average bathing suit. If you want to wear regular shorts, I would suggest wearing compression shorts underneath. Your naughty bits will thank you! OK girls, you can open your eyes now…

If you are starting to run in the dead of winter in Alaska, all bets are off for shorts and tee shirts, as you really need specialty clothing to keep from freezing your nubs off! If you live in a place where it rains all the time, I send my condolences, and suggest that you can look for running clothes that will keep you slightly dryer, but you’re going to get wet. Not much I can help you with on that one. If you are unsure of what type of clothing to wear, the general rule of thumb is to dress as if the temperature is 10 degrees warmer than it shows on the thermometer. Your body heat from running will take care of the rest.

Now that you are properly shod, have something comfortable to move around in, and you have that all important plan in place, are you ready to start running? Let’s go!

Can running really be enjoyable? We’ll talk about that next time.

You need a plan

With running, as in life, without a plan you have no direction. You set yourself up for failure, and you are at risk of serious bodily injury. All of that can be avoided with a training plan. Not just any training plan will do, either. It has to be a plan that provides the opportunity for you to progress at a rate that will gently push you, but not too hard. Too hard and you’ll be tempted to quit.

So what would I suggest? After looking at, and rejecting every other training plan that I could find, I settled on the Jeff Galloway Run-Walk-Run Training Program. Why? Because it works for everyone from a person who can’t run 100 feet, to a 2:28 marathon runner! Now that’s what I call versatile! The thing that first caught my attention was the word “walk”, something that seems strange for a marathon training program. But there is a method to the madness.

For me, endurance running seemed like an almost impossible task. I can run, and run fast! Back in the day, I could beat just about anyone – but only for 100 meters. Past that, forget about it! I really don’t have a natural abundance of slow twitch muscle fibers that are the hallmark of distance runners. I have tried to run long distances, and hated it. I have been force marched, dragged, and prodded through long distances, and been made sick and miserable in the process. So what makes the Run-Walk-Run program different? It’s the added component of walking. Walking to run? That sounds crazy, but it works!

How far can you run? I’m not talking about how far you dream of running. I mean how far can you run without tiring yourself out to the point that you have to quit? Is it 10 feet? 10 blocks? 10 miles? Everybody has a number. Even the elite Kenyan runners can’t go on forever! At some point, fatigue sets in, your body runs out of gas, and you are just done! But let’s say that you only needed to run a fraction of your maximum distance. Does that sound like a better idea? Stopping before your muscles are fatigued is what the Run-Walk-Run training program is all about.

Let’s say that you take stock of your current physical condition, and you know that you can run at an easy jog for 10 seconds. Does that sound possible? Now let’s quit thinking about miles, and instead, we will focus on a single minute. Just 60 seconds. Take a nice, easy jog for 10 seconds, and for the remainder of that single minute, you walk. Not a fast walk, but a nice stroll to let your muscles relax and recover. Just 10 seconds of slow running and 50 seconds of walking. Does that sound like it is possible? When that minute is over, all you have to do is repeat the process. Guess what? You are running! I told you that you could do it!

This is the basis of Run-Walk-Run. Before your muscles reach the point of fatigue, you take a walk break to allow time for them to recover, and then you start running again. This exchange of stress and recovery has been the hallmark of interval training for many years, but putting it into practice for endurance running is simply brilliant! Staying below the threshold of fatigue allows you to run longer, go farther, and steer clear of over use injuries. But if you walk, then you’re not running, right? Who says? You might hear that comment from some bigoted, know-it-all, crack pot, wannabe Kenyan, but the truth is that there is no rule book for running that says that you can’t walk – even during a race! The “dirty little secret” of endurance running is that, at some point in a race, almost everybody walks! It may be only for a few seconds at a water stop, or it may be late in the race (when it doesn’t help you very much), but walk they most certainly do! The difference is only a matter of degree. Walk a little, or walk a lot. They still walked! Once that inflated ego trip is out of the way, you are free to get off your cookie enriched butt, and get out there and run – and that’s what really matters.

Are you always going to walk more seconds that you actually run? Maybe. Maybe not. According to Jeff Galloway, the fastest recorded runner that used the Run-Walk-Run method, finished the marathon in 2 hours and 28 minutes! Are you ever going to be that fast? Probably not, and it doesn’t matter. You can use the program as a tool to get you to the finish line and enjoy the entire journey, or you can use it as a training tool to become as fast as your body and genetics will allow you to run. The choice is yours. Either way, do it for you. You can find Run-Walk-Run training plans in many of Jeff Galloway’s books, or you can find them for free at his web site – www.jeffgalloway.com.

Next up, we’ll take a look at what you need to put that plan into action and start running.

Where to start?

Once you wrap your head around the need to get off your rear end and actually do some sort of physical exercise, why should you choose to run? After all, isn’t running really bad for you?

I have experienced a few knee and back injuries in my life, and every injury ended with the same suggestion – “Don’t run! It’s bad for you.”. Who would question such advice? After all, it was given by sage scholars of the medical profession, who had nothing but the best intentions for their patient, right? Well, not really… While a doctor is supposed to have their patient’s health always in the forefront of their mind, the advice that they give is often skewed for the quick fix, and is not necessary completely correct.

Patient: “Doc, it hurts when I do this!” Doc: “Then quit doing that!”

It’s an old joke, but it has application to running. It turns out that there is a huge body of medical evidence that clearly states that running is actually a great form of exercise, is good for the joints and heart, and can reverse some of the damage caused by old age. Yet, for all of the evidence to running’s positive attributes, many physicians are either ignorant of the published research, or just take the safe road by telling their patients to “Quit doing that!”. With this in mind, should you stay away from the doctor? Hardly! Instead, seek out a doctor who understands running, or even better, find a doctor who runs! Whatever you do, make sure that you get a medical checkup before you begin any exercise program. There are conditions that can cause you serious problems, or even death, if left undetected. No person illustrates this fact more clearly than Jim Fixx, the man who is credited by many with starting the modern running craze. He wrote the book on running for improved health, yet died of a heart attack on a routine jog. You never know, so it’s best to get the advice of a trained medical professional. You are probably over due for your annual check-up anyway.

Once you are cleared to exercise, you need to find a training plan that fits both your long term goals, and your current level of fitness. Let’s start by talking about goals. Pick a goal that is realistic. It is too easy to shoot for something that you can’t do, and then say, “See, I told you that I couldn’t do it!”, in order to justify your current condition. Set that straw man aside, and let’s look at what you can do. You can run a half marathon. You can run a marathon. To be completely honest, you can’t do either one today, but you have the ability to train for, and successfully finish a race of 13.1 or 26.2 miles. You won’t set any world records, but you can finish, and do so in a condition that leaves you feeling happy about the entire experience. I will even make it easy for you by setting your goal for you. Your goal is to train for, enter, and finish a half marathon. That’s it! Just finish! No pressure to be first. No killer speed work to set a world record. Just finish!

Just finish? Isn’t that a loser’s attitude? Not at all! If you don’t believe me, here’s how you can prove it to yourself. Ask everyone that you know, including friends, co-workers, and family members, if any of them has ever completed a half or full marathon. You probably already know the answer, but go ahead and start asking anyway. The very act of asking the question will begin to cement the possibility of it really happening deep into your mind, and will serve to place your friends on notice that you are actually thinking about running. So, did you find anyone who has ever been a successful marathon finisher? Probably not! You see, only about 1/10 of 1% of the population will actually do what you are fully capable of doing, even though almost all of them, just like you, are able to do it. If you train for, and finish a half or full marathon, you will be an elite athlete! You will be one of the 0.1%, no matter how fast or slowly you run the race. “Just” finishing will separate you from the 99.9% in ways that you can only imagine right now! “Just” finishing will change your life!

Are you ready? Next up, we’ll dive into what to look for in a training plan. One that will work for you, to get you to your goal without pain or injury, and while still maintaining a “real” life, outside of running.

My name is Derek and I’m a runner…

Wow, it felt good to get that off of my chest! Actually, it took me a while to get up the nerve to admit (at least out loud) that I am a runner. I mean, I used to be a runner, way back in the dark ages. And I mean a “real” runner! A 100 meter specialist. And as any sprinter will tell you, real runners are fast! I had no time for long, slow runs. Even long fast runs took way too much time and energy. I was a fast twitch fiber, all or nothing, blocks to tape, stomp on the gas and go until the engine blows up running fool! At least I was a runner, until life, injuries, work, and age stepped in to put out the burner. But it was a good run, while it lasted.

Fast forward a few years and I ended up in the police academy where weekly cadence runs were the norm, gradually building to a final run of epic length. I dreaded every run. I hated every cadence call. I hurt. I suffered. Then finally, when the final run had to be completed, I finished with a DI under each arm, literally holding me up with my toes dragging to the end, puking my guts out. What is there not to love about runs like that? The run was done and I had prevailed. Never again would I be subjected to such misery!

Distance running remained nothing but a bad memory until, years later, I was subjected to yet another program that required long distance running. I was spared the degradation that was my previous lot when my back gave out at about 3 miles, and my doctor signed me off of running. Running was bad for you. I had proven that fact for the second time. Only fools would run, when Chevy made a perfectly wonderful alternative.

The years performed their cruel dance, and life finally caught up with me on one September day, as I sat in my favorite, and well formed recliner chair. I was an out of shape, over weight, broke down, retired cop, who was content to sit back and watch the world on television or on the internet, when my wife walked in and changed my life.

As Walt Disney World annual passholder’s, it is not uncommon for the slightest excuse for a trip to end up triggering a full blown planning session for a jaunt to Lake Buena Vista. This time, the “excuse” threw me for a loop. My wife declared that she wanted to run the Princess Half Marathon, so I needed to look into booking a trip around that fact. Oh, great! What was I supposed to do while she ran? Being used to her exercise fanaticism, I began looking for ways to support her, while expending the least amount of energy in the process. Maybe I could catch a great breakfast, see the start of the race, have a nice dessert, and have time to be at the finish line. Maybe this could work!

As I began to explore the logistics that being a spectator entailed, it was clear that watching the race would be a feat, in and of itself! Take a bus to here, walk to there, walk to somewhere else. Take the monorail to here, get off and walk to there. Walk back to there, then take the monorail over to another place. Walk down, walk back, then take the monorail back, only to walk, and then walk some more! I was exhausted just looking at the plan! It almost seemed easier to run the race, but that was a pretty foolish thought!

While elite runners are always battling the clock for the fastest time, slower runners have their own fight with time. While race directors will set up a course for you, they will not keep that course open forever. Many races enforce a rolling closure that begins as soon as the last runner crosses the starting line. If the minimum pace is calculated to be 15 minutes per mile, then 15 minutes after the last runner starts, they had better be past the first mile marker, or risk being removed from the course by the Grim Sweeper Bus. It’s kind of like running on a carpet that is slowly rolling up behind you. For The Princess, the sweep time is 16 minutes per mile.

Just how fast can a normal human walk? It seemed to me that 16 minutes per mile was a fairly slow pace that just might be walkable. Maybe I could just enter the race and make my life a whole lot easier! I simply had no idea if walking the course was a viable option, so I turned to a recliner jockey’s best friend – it was Google to the rescue! What I found was quite unexpected. For starters, one name kept popping up again and again. The name was Jeff Galloway, and it happened that he was a consultant for Disney running events. His claim was two fold – that walking during a marathon or half marathon was a good thing, and that anyone could run them. Right!!!!!!!

Being the person that I am, I could not allow such a claim to lay out on the net uncontested. I dug around and found an email address for Jeff Galloway and fired off an email, informing him that there was no way that this old, fat, broke down, out of shape, retired cop could ever run a half marathon, let alone a full marathon! The gauntlet had been thrown down! Take that, Jeff Galloway!

To my surprise, I received a prompt response from none other than Jeff Galloway himself! He assured me that he understood my condition and that he could guarantee, with greater than a 98% certainty, that I could run a marathon. Not only could I run a marathon, but I would cross the finish line injury free, with a smile on my face, ready to celebrate, and wanting to do it again. “I’ll bet you that you are wrong!”, was my response, and so began the journey.

It all begins when you decide to take your first step

Every run begins with that first step, and this site is just that – a first step. While the concept came easily, the execution is another matter. I have much to say, so please be patient as I find ways to put my experiences into words, and format this all into a page of information that I wish had been available when I began.

Notice that I didn’t say that it all begins with your first step. You have to decide to take that step. Decide to make a change. Decide to do something positive for yourself. Decide that you will commit to a training schedule. Yes, running starts as a mental exercise, but the mental component doesn’t end there. Running a long distance can by done by just about anyone. You just have to want to do it. The only question that remains to be answered is – How bad do you want it?